Imagine giving a speech and having that thing behind you. THAT would give you some credibility. I’m pretty sure you could get up and say things like, well, let’s not get into a debate on religion and the Catholic church here. But, man, I need one of those for when I give talks at triclubs. Then people would listen to what I had to say…
Jordan Rapp 
you could start by employing two Swiss Guards – those guys travel a bit more easily!josef
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